Sorry, didn't mean to rain on your new series, it's a great idea fb. Can you paint dog heads on my butt cheeks? I'll read Sylvia Plath poems while you work.
My boss has been gone for the last 6 weeks, sadly. He took a very bad fall and shattered bones and such--the poor 80 year old guy. So I think it would be a great "welcome back" present for his return if you would paint the mural.
You know I am so irritated. I got to beige just an hour ago and was greeted with an email in my beige account that was entirely written in poem / stanza format. I replied telling the person that the email was hard to read for this reason, and they wrote me yet another email in the exact same form. SERENITY NOW!!!
FB, the frog collection is truly amazing. & your pony sculpture is so enigmatic... Have the dogs become somehow embedded in the pony, and if so are there dog-asses & tails emerging from the other side of the pony? Is the pony turning into a dog with 7 heads because it was bitten by a radioactive doberman? Please tell.
the pony has been bitten by dog fleas which have embedded their eggs in the horsehide. when they began to sprouts i carefully groomed and cultivated the baby heads, spoon-feeding them a liquid LSD infused campbell's broth. like a bonsai - beauty is the result of accident and art and patience.
That pony makes me think of the song "Tears in Heaven." Replace tears with Dogs! LOL!
ReplyDeleteOh I live it. What about Golfer Frog? And Lover Frogs? All too precious for words. I am crying tears right here on earth.
ReplyDeleteI live it and LOVE it.
ReplyDeletei like the erection frog myself. happy birthday puberty!! or happy birthday STD!!
ReplyDeletehe is saying "surprise!"
ReplyDeletenow you can find my love lance even in the dark!
ReplyDeleteshocking. Wow. Great Blart show. Frog pushing out a comb is surreal.
ReplyDeletethe pony is a prototype for my new sculpture series, "it's a dog's life™"
ReplyDeleteHorse painted as dog heads is so out there. Art by brain damaged patient? It really begs the question, WHY?
ReplyDeletei am using interspecies relations to, as they say, hold up a mirror to society.
ReplyDeleteSorry, didn't mean to rain on your new series, it's a great idea fb. Can you paint dog heads on my butt cheeks? I'll read Sylvia Plath poems while you work.
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i am perversely attracted to this.
there is "boot scootin'" pony.
corny, i would like to paint twin pony heads on your buttcheeks. then we can have a puppet show for the little ones.
ReplyDeletethe yoga frog is pretty wonderful.
ReplyDeletefb, can you paint a pony/dog head mural on my wall at beige?
ReplyDeletepeeds, can you convince yer boss to come and let me paint the mural? i need to get out of beige today. bad mood. caged feeling. no like.
ReplyDeleteplague of shoulds is swarming.
ReplyDeleteMy boss has been gone for the last 6 weeks, sadly. He took a very bad fall and shattered bones and such--the poor 80 year old guy. So I think it would be a great "welcome back" present for his return if you would paint the mural.
ReplyDeleteYou know I am so irritated. I got to beige just an hour ago and was greeted with an email in my beige account that was entirely written in poem / stanza format. I replied telling the person that the email was hard to read for this reason, and they wrote me yet another email in the exact same form. SERENITY NOW!!!
ReplyDeleteFB, the frog collection is truly amazing. & your pony sculpture is so enigmatic... Have the dogs become somehow embedded in the pony, and if so are there dog-asses & tails emerging from the other side of the pony? Is the pony turning into a dog with 7 heads because it was bitten by a radioactive doberman? Please tell.
ReplyDeletethe pony has been bitten by dog fleas which have embedded their eggs in the horsehide. when they began to sprouts i carefully groomed and cultivated the baby heads, spoon-feeding them a liquid LSD infused campbell's broth. like a bonsai - beauty is the result of accident and art and patience.
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