FB, resumes and statements are THE BIGGEST pain in the arse necessary evil, right up there with dental surgery... especially for us midwesterners, who are trained from infancy to self-deprecate.
p.s., I don't recommend shitting your pants while on the moon... I think it all gets re-circulated in the space-suit.
is this reality? is it?
ReplyDeletei cannot think of a chumpier activity than resume writing, besides interviewing, or writing an artist's statement.
singing in 7th grade swing choir was less embarrassing.
ReplyDeletebut i must stop myself here because 2007 is the year of POSITIVITY.
POSITIVITY yes! I am so there with you. I am lisping the word now. I think it's your year FB. Don't ask me how I know this.
ReplyDeleteFB, resumes and statements are THE BIGGEST pain in the arse necessary evil, right up there with dental surgery... especially for us midwesterners, who are trained from infancy to self-deprecate.
ReplyDeletep.s., I don't recommend shitting your pants while on the moon... I think it all gets re-circulated in the space-suit.
...then re-enters the earth's atmosphere as space junk. how do astronauts shit, anyway? has anyone ever asked?
ReplyDeleteThere must be a tube in their suit that releases out the gas and gunks into space. I wonder if there is an astronaut poo ring around earth.
ReplyDeleteI feel positivity about my gut staying large. Am I on track for 2007?
Hey babe, didn't you marry a writer? Have Arthur work his majix!
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