
"a great look for jazz bands" NEED I SAY MORE? the cheeretc.com site really has tons to offer the classy customer. be it the flags or the scrunchies, the dance shoes, the unitards, the silk team jackets. it's SO worth a looksee. they have two categories - "custom cups" and "head gear" but neither were quite as promising as I had hoped. there is a scrunchie page: http://www.cheeretc.com/scrunchies.htm
also these:

this guy is called "froggles"

tornadoes:
two things: is it spelled 'cummerbunds'? huh? and did you notice how XTREME this post is? i am pushing the boundaries here.
ReplyDeletei will be wearing one of the above outfits for sloth's bday party.
ReplyDeleteHOT post fb!
ReplyDeleteIs that Swollen Colon man at the bottom?
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize there was so many ways to work a scrunchi.
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ReplyDeleteI don't know how I've been Power Dancing with out them.
this stuff could really give the spazzerton dance troupe some pizzazz. the 'lyrical sandal' would be perfect for outdoor romping.
ReplyDeletegod it disgusts me
ReplyDeleteI believe Jesus wore the lyrical sandal. So it has a real imprimatur if you will. I want to belong to a show choir, I just want to belong to something. Jazz is not something I excel at, I cannot scat so I think singing along in a choir wearing spangles might be my bag. FB, please help me. Thanks for this great post.
ReplyDeletethe lyricl sandle is perfect for farm chores like cleaning out cow excrement down at the milking barn.
ReplyDeleteMM I think it is god himself who wears the lyrical sandle, sorry to correct you but it's kind of a big deal. Also must I constantly be reminding you, you belong to the choir in my mind! You are the Supra-Soprano, mostly only dogs can hear you...
ReplyDeletei think swollen colon man had some bad poopoos.
ReplyDeleteGo! bloody diarrhea tornadoes! Let's blow em outta town!!
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you whats causing my daily morning rage: FROGGLES.
ReplyDeletecorny, my morning rage is being fueled by that abomination by elizabeth murray on painternyc. UNCLEAN. filth.
ReplyDeleteOh my, I think I just ruined my monitor. Coffee is now slipping down--the screen is a brown haze (easy Dubz). I am ready to jazz up the spazzertons dance troupe. Don't you think we are worth it?
ReplyDeletepeeds, you're right. we could all use a holographic sequined scrunchie in our lives with a lyrical foot holder i think. i ask you this. what's the harm? what's the harm in snazzy cumberbund? none at all.
ReplyDeletelet it be know i will scat for the choir, vocally or otherwise.
we can project the elizabeth murray painting onto a white sheet for our jazz choir background.
ReplyDeletea perfect tableau for the scat.
ReplyDeleteI also want the lyrical sandals. I think they would help my robot pivots.
ReplyDeleteI think the painting up now on PNYC is even worse!
ReplyDeletehmmm.
ReplyDeletei have one more thing to get off my chest here. i think pat stier is totally totally overrated.
i feel better. thank you for listening.
Way overrated! Sorry, but I don't get it. I just don't.
ReplyDeleteThanks for listening!
I'm not alowed to go to PainterNYC anymore. I really hate that site. I took the link off my blog so I wouldn't be tempted. I'm tempted to go now but just being in the cyber vicinity of some of those psychic vampires makes me tired.
ReplyDelete"we can project the elizabeth murray painting onto a white sheet for our jazz choir background."
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pnyc is really not that bad-people have become less snipey and more considering..
ReplyDeleteI don't like that site either.
ReplyDeletei like when thunderpal goes on pnyc and gives it to 'em straight.
ReplyDeleteI wonder where Thunderpal has been, probly off hunting large game in the African bush.
ReplyDeletethings are being said here that are just as snarky,albeit less elaborately so,as on pnyc about other painters,no?
ReplyDeleteBabymaybe would you sit between my legs and let me cornrow your hair?
ReplyDeleteI'll cornrow your ass hairs too if you like?
ReplyDeleteI have zero hair except a few on my livers
ReplyDeletefb,
ReplyDeleteI am in love with the angry beehive mascot. we are soulmates.
jazz hands for jazz bands.
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